chokesNgags
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b c a d

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b c a d

xn—b6h:

nahchillhomebro:

leezenyintheskywithdemons:

I don’t know how people could eat steak that isn’t well done. Like how the fuck do you eat steak that’s pink in the middle and still leaking blood when you cut into it? Nasty shit.

So basically you like eating tires.

i felt the same way as op.

then i tried it with a little pink.

and it was so good.

it’s like finding a deeper truth within your own religion.

No really. I always did medium well. This one place near will not cook their steaks over medium. The waitress insisted I try. DEFUCKINGLISH. I always order medium everywhere now. So much more flavor and the perfect texture and consistency of meat.

b c a

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b c a d

lmnpnch:

The Wolverine character posters

b c a
cellulitelova:

Copacabana, Rio De Janeiro

cellulitelova:

Copacabana, Rio De Janeiro

b c a d
thehiphopaddict:
Hey :)
Me:

Hey

b c

Not bragging or anything but…

degeneratesrus:

After sitting on my face you will probably never want to sit on a chair again.

b c a

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES
b c a

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

b c a
b c a d

"Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering."

- By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept by Paulo Coelho (via setbabiesonfire)

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b c a
kipsmitthesoutherngent:
Hey beautiful. I hope everything is goin good your way. I was just stoppin bye to check up on you & show some love. :*
Me:

I’m swell thx.

b c

"Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough."

- Ernest Hemingway  (via victoria-vandal)

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b c a
hiscumslut:

hilarious

hiscumslut:

hilarious

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc)

b c a d
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