I was prepared, but it still hurt.– Hiro Fujiwara (via savannahblair)
Anonymous asked: I'm 28 and just got circumcised. The shit feels a little different but whatever. At least now I know you'll suck my dick.
This song always makes me wanna do hardcore drugs.
Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude...– Salaam Remi (via petitedino)
cosmicquake: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing i have never read anything more true in my entire life
I want to masturbate...
someonespenis: …in front of someone.
she wants to say “I love you” but keeps it to “goodnight” because love will...– r.i.d (via askaboutnikki)
City of sins & distractions. En route. Adios bitchachos.
warrenmac asked: I literally tweeted the exact same statement after seeing Star Trek last night lol great minds think alike
sugahsrevolution: andross: Random fact: Your brain is incapable of processing negative thoughts when SpottieOttieDopaliacious is playing within earshot. Mufucka hear them horns and immediately get quiet
Anonymous asked: I always wanted to tell you this... You my type of chick.
riseabovetheashes: what i have learned from talking about my feelings it’s better to not talk about my feelings
rubywhiterabbit: yellaphants: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. Who the fuck is this guy? Lets...
Star Trek??? FUCKING AWESOME.
Go see that shit.
One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...– Douglas Coupland (via sophie-amelie)